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Date Posted: 14:07:02 03/24/00 Fri
Author: SLEDGE/Tenjen
Author Host/IP: ip016-26.gh.wku.edu / 161.6.26.16
Subject: Our Agenda...Your Destruction

*The camera opens with Mikey Lynch in a hotel hallway*

Lynch:"This is Mikey Lynch coming to you Toronto, Ontario Canada. The sight of the NACW's first PPV, "In You Living Room!" I'm standing outside SLEDGE and Tenjen's hotel room as we speak. In Your Living Room got a bit of a twist last night when the brutal duo interjected themselves into a non-title tag match, and won the right to face Bungle a Kurashiki for the belts just two days from now. I'm going to..."

*Tenjen opens the door and motions Lynch in. SLEDGE and Tenjen turn chairs around backwards, and face the camera*

Lynch:"You two really stuned the NACW last night pulling out a win and a bid at teh tag-titles right out of the gate."

Tenjen:"Some of your newer fans maybe, but the people who know us and have followed our careers have come to expect no less."

Lynch:"WHat's your opinion of your opponents Bungle and Kurashiki?"

SLEDGE:"Bungle and Kurashiki would do well to get a grip and get it quick. They're not facing a couple of glorified mid-carders any longer. They're facing two men that comprise more than a team. Tenjen and I area unit...a unit with more destructive capabilty than anyone in this sport...or anyone on this planet, can hope to contain."

Lynch:"I take it that you've ssen their last interview, and that you feel slighted."

Tenjen:"Not really. Those two aren't mental giants to begin with, and SLEDGE and I aren't about to judge ourselves by how popular we are among the competition. Besides...when Kurashiki limps down to the ring and looks up at me, he'll remember...he'll remember I'm the man that almsot tore his freakin' leg off. And although he probably doesn't remember much about when SLEDGE nearly drove his head through the mat, I'm sure teh condition of his neck will serve as a good reminder."

Lynch:"Any special preperations you're making for this, your first NACW PPV?"

SLEDGE:"Big matches...brutal matches...championship matches aren't anything new to us. The equation hasn't changed; we train, we prepare, and we take out the competion." That being said, the titles may, or may not be our ultimate goal. We'll take them when we see fit. You see, not Cooker, not any executive committe, no one byt the two men you see before you decides our agenda."

Tenjen:"One thing you can count on though...is that SLEDGE and I are gonna bring stretchers down to the ring...and those two punks will be leaving on them before we're through. And Cooker...you watch your back punk becasue we're bringing one for your ass too!"

Lynch:"Now that you've mentioned the prez, let me ask the two of you...how far is this thing between him and the two of you gonna go? Were you surprised at his involvment last night?"

SLEDGE:"It'll go as far as he wants to take it. I don't care if he's the president of this organization, or the president of this country, he stepped over into our reality, and he's going to have to pay the price."

Tenjen:"I want you to think back Cooker...I want you to get that memory in your head crystal clear of the moment you walked into your office...about that prized desk of your imbedded in the wall. Jsut as they picked up the broken pieces of that desk, they'll have to scrape up your broken body when it's all over."

Lynch:"Now, let me ask..."

SLEDGE:"Interview's over."

Lynch:"just one mo..."

*SLEDGE rises out of the chair, towering above Lych with his arms crossed*

SLEDGE:"Interview's over."

Lynch:"uh...point taken...*to the cameraman...Let's go."

*Lynch leaves the room and now faces the camera in the hallway*

Lynch:"There you have it folks. The two most intense individuals in the NACW are marching into "In Your Living Room!" to wreak untold havoc...I just hope we have plenty of EMTs on staff to handle it all!"

*camera fades*

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