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Date Posted: 05:48:02 03/25/00 Sat
Author: BRrad Culver
Author Host/IP: tacks-isdn.mailbox.co.uk / 195.82.118.80
Subject: WHAT THE CROWD WANTS

Chemical smile blares over the PA system as one of the most important figures in NACW history, walks into the ring.

Brad: HELLO!!!!

(The crowd cheers)

Brad: It’s you neighbourly ass-kicker. The Big Bad Brad Culver!

(the crowd cheers again)

Brad: You see, what you are hearing right now is the sound of the fans. The millions and millions of fans proving my point that I am the one true love of the crowd. And as the one true love of the crowd, I know what they like. And, I know what they don’t like. And they do not like the lineup for the IN YOUR LIVING ROOM PPV. The reason they don’t like it is, well it’s a bit bare, and frankly, a bit boring. You see the main event, sucks. Because no one cares a lot about Typhoid Mary or Cyric Logan. Actually the only thing that the crowd wants to see is me take the belemic’s belt from Dragon, and frankly, even that match sucks! For no one wants to see an underweight guy fight a 223 lb. guy for a title that none give a shit about. But, you know what the crowd does want to see? They want to see me bring out two title, the belemic one and another. And what title haven’t I achieved yet? Yeah! That’s right! You got it Howdy! The hardcore title will be a four way match! Not a three way match. Howdy, Hurricane ,Punisher and me! ‘cus that’s what the crowd wants to see! Me, walking out of PPV with two titles. And let me tell you, you better have backup furniture, ‘cus I’m gonna reek havoc in your living room!

The crowd goes insane as Brad Culver leaves the ring to the sound of his music, Chemical Smile.

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