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Subject: Friends, Countrymen, Fellow cheeselovers


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MMmmmmmmmMMMMmlovethatcheese
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Date Posted: 01:43:22 08/25/01 Sat

Now, i know we are all cheese lovers here, so we can all be totally frank about it..I love cheese, you love cheese, we all love cheese! I assume you have got the plans for world cheese domination, and soon you shall be initiated intot he brotherhood of cheese, and possibly get a toekn for 1p off cheese at CheeseWorld Copyright 1987 Registered Trademark Cheeseworld, Cheese World and the word 'it' are all registered under the 1902 Copyrights and Other Laws Which Make You Money For Doing Abosolutely Nothing. As many all of you should know, cheeseworld is the leading retailer of cheese in the UK and many parts of Outer Guatemala, including, but not necessarily, Frencostalo. Now is the time to unite under a banner, and that banner must be made of cheese, but perhaps some stale cheese because it might melt! Not that I dont like melted cheese, it just not practical on a banner, as it tends to drip onto whoevers holding it, metaphorically and literally (think upon it). As for the traitor who was exiled from our midst last week, lets just say he ended up with Cheese/concrete shoes, and is now sleeping with da fishies/cheesedwellers. But no matter, we must look ahead to a new era, an era where cheese shall reign supreme, and we, the select few, those who backed it from the start, will become almost cheese-like. Believe it not, and you shall be cast from us, like so much stale cheddar thats been in the refridgerator for far too long, but noone can be bothered to take it out! Take heed on these words, brothers, and whatever else you do, keep the cheese alive within you, or we shall all become slaves to ham or maybe aubergines, or some other inferior product, and poosibly even..dare I say it..the deadly enemy of cheese..milk! who claims that all cheese is formed by it! HA! HAHAAAA!! all lies of course.

Yours Vigilantly,
Master of the Cheesehood
Trevor McDonald

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Re: Friends, Countrymen, Fellow cheeseloversCheese-bappaloola22:40:18 08/31/01 Fri
Re: Friends, Countrymen, Fellow cheeseloversSomeone with more sense than cheese22:09:40 09/08/01 Sat
Ode to a cheese addict?22:13:29 09/08/01 Sat


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