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Subject: 越戰英雄


Author:
灰小狼
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Date Posted: 05:52:43 10/30/02 Wed

有個經歷很多戰役並得過很多勳章的美軍中尉退伍了。
剛回到家鄉裡,
他的好友就幫他安排了場約會。

在他出門之前,他朋友給了他一些忠告:
「你在戰場上或許很行,但在愛情上有些事你要聽我的建議:

第一,你下車後要替你女朋友開門;
第二,你女朋友要入座時,你應在她椅子後幫她拉椅子;
第三,她說話時你要溫柔地看著她;
第四,她需要什麼東西你一定要搶先做好,不要讓她動手。」

如果這些都能做到,那你十之八九能成功得到美人的芳心。」


隔天,朋友打電話問他昨晚狀況如何,
中尉沮喪地說︰「我一定沒有希望了.....」

於是朋友問他:「你是不是忘了替她開車門?」
他說:「不,我替她開了車門,她很高興!」

朋友又問:「你是不是忘了幫她入座?」
中尉說:「不,我幫她入座,她說我是紳士!」

於是朋友又問:「你是不是在她說話的時候東張西望?」
中尉說:「不,我一直看著她,她說我很溫柔,且稱讚我的眼睛很有魅力!」

最後朋友問:「那............你是不是在某事上讓她自己動手了?」
中尉沮喪地說:「如果真是這樣就好了。我們在停車場時,她說口渴,
於是我就去自動販賣機替她買飲料。」

朋友說:「那.....很好呀!?」


中尉低著頭說:

可是.....
當我一拉開易開罐拉環........,
就習慣性地向她砸了過去,躲到販賣機後找掩護……

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這笑話看過了,那中尉已被san嘲笑了,他更被大家海扁另加猴王一腳^o^ (NT)san06:51:32 10/30/02 Wed


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