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Subject: Re: HELP I SUCK...TIPS ON SHOOTING?


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{KoNA} Nova
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Date Posted: 15:42:48 10/18/01 Thu
In reply to: LIVID 's message, "HELP I SUCK...TIPS ON SHOOTING?" on 12:55:19 10/18/01 Thu

I would advise the following technique by our good friend Lick_me. This is what he does.

Before playing, pray to the UT gods, find a four leaf clover from only your yard, catch a very fast rabbit and remove the back leg from the ankle down to keep in your back left pocket (for balance), don't sit down in front of your killing machine until you have walked and found a penny face up. OK, now you are ready to boot up your machine.

Once in the game, start the match by reciting a few lines from Southpark to "get in the mood", then pronounce to everyone playing your superiority over them, once that is established, begin stalking your victim. Once sighted, look upon them as the scourge of the earth, place your crosshairs on them, think of a waterfall pouring with napalm and begin to squeeze the trigger (mouse click). Just before you think the bullet is to be released.........................close your eyes!

All in good fun. I am sure Lick has a much simpler (and realistic) explanation.

{KoNA} Nova

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