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Date Posted: 10:53:29 12/23/99 Thu
Author: Anonymous
Subject: my hockey story

I wanted to play hockey because it ryhmes with jockey..my favorite article of clothing! The jockey strap!! Anyway, so i got some skates and headed out on to the ice while a game was in session. Some guy named "the crusher" skated up to me and shoulder checked me into the glass. I responded my hitting him in the balls with my hockey stick!! Then he took off his skate and sliced my ass open!! Oooh dear jesus..the pain was unbearable! As all my feces rolled out apon the ice! I was taken away on a stretcher and put away for sometime for interupting a hockey game...
i also have a piss bag now
thank you..if you would like pictures of me and my piss bag..send email to spiritof77@antisocial.com

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