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Date Posted: 15:06:06 12/10/08 Wed
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a
while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old
she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look
in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to
take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a
child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the
little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me
this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a
restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he
whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get
married. How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back
and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew . Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't
your skin fit your face?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday
sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would
have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening
leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old
girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
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