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Date Posted: 09:20:49 04/19/09 Sun
Author: san
Subject: 啥文章 提名ㄚ∼ 獲獎ㄚ∼ 都算小樣兒∼ ^0^

- 在老公出現要夜不歸家的預兆時,可以把老公所有的衣服全都洗一遍,
包括內衣襪子、鞋和老公身上所有衣物。
在老公出門前從盆裡將衣服撈出晾干,而且賠禮道歉,並告訴他你可以陪他在家。
  
- 當老公在外亂花錢時,你可偷偷的將老公銀行存款轉移在自己名下,並找機會要走老公身上所有現金。
當老公有反對意見時就可以將銀行卡摔在他面前,並告訴他從今天開始你不管帳了。
  
- 當發現老公和別的MM在網上打情罵俏時,可以裝做無意的將電源碰掉。
然後對著漆黑的螢幕問他,怎么了?
  
- 發現老公手機裡有女生發來曖昧短信時,
可以趁老公不在用老公手機給她發大量的黃色、變態短信,然後從老公手機中刪除。   

- 發現老公突然變得愛漂亮,從裡到外渙然一新。
你可以大發嗲功讓他陪你上街購物,把那些平時喜歡因為太貴沒有買的東西都買回來。
總價值要在老公的十倍以上,要讓他知道漂亮是要付出代價的。
  
- 如果老公不想戒煙,你可以給老公買很多的煙和醫用書,在他吞雲吐霧的時候告訴他,吸煙影響性功能。
  
- 發生老公上街有亂看美女的行為,可以在他的晚飯中加入少量的安眠藥。
等他睡著了以後將他的手腳固定在床上或椅子上。
在其醒來後身穿性感內衣在老公面前大跳艷舞。在最關鍵的時候向他宣佈你要去睡覺。

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