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Date Posted: 07:47:39 03/05/08 Wed
Author: san
Subject: 嗯∼ 靜啊∼ 待猴貼些分享的∼

放心∼ 小猴知道龍王不愛動漫^++++^

盤古說:我開;女媧說:我補;共工說:我撞;神農說:我嘗;
精衛說:我填;誇父說:我追;後羿說:我射;嫦娥說:沒射著!
黃帝說:我們做什麼;堯說:我讓;舜說:我也讓;禹說:咱爺們怎麼辦?啟說:讓他們球!
桀說:好玩;湯說:造反有理了;夏亡了……
紂說:痛快;武王說:我也反了;商亡了……
幽王說:點火;褒姒說:刺激;周也亡了……
幹將說:我鑄;專諸說:我舞;荊柯說:我刺;贏政一躲:沒刺著……
孔子說:我仁;孟子說:我義;老子說:我無為;莊子說:我逍遙;韓非子說:把他們全抓了。
始皇說:我修;薑女說:我哭;陳勝說:有種;項羽說:我舉;劉邦說:我斬;秦亡了……
張良說:我出謀劃策;韓信說:我統帥三軍;蕭何說:我運籌帷幄;高祖說:老婆,怎麼辦;呂後說:全喀嚓了。
文景說:我治;武帝說:我興;光武說:我中興;獻帝說:我說了不算。
張騫說:我通;班超說:我也通;蘇武說:通個屁!
衛青說:我打;霍去病說:我也打;李廣說:我還打;昭君嫣然一笑,遂天下太平。
董卓說:我勢大;呂布說:我人帥;貂嬋說:你們倆誰厲害。董卓完蛋了……
曹操說:快幫我脫鞋迎老許;劉備說:快給我牽驢訪諸葛;孫權說:周郎自有妙計安天下;
周瑜說:加油,燒死老曹;諸葛說:天下三分,人人有份;司馬昭說:向劉備同志學習;晉開始了。
司馬遷說:要想成功,不怕被宮;班固說:我要出書;司馬相如說:一首賦稿費一千;
曹操說:抄傢伙我要賦詩;曹植說:命題作文有何難;孔明說:我要寫道動員令;陶潛說:你們累不累呀。遂捲舖蓋回家了。
朱溫說:我同花順;蕭道成說:我一條順;陳霸先說:重新洗牌……
楊廣說:去揚州觀花;李淵說:消來公費旅遊;李世民說:魏征,你的意思;
李治說:老婆,你的意思;武則天說:那還不如我說了算;薛剛說:反了你了!
駱賓王說:鵝肥;王勃說:情深;李白說:酒美;王維說:景幽;孟浩然說:風流;
杜甫說:屋漏;白居易說:抱想琵琶唱OK;李商隱:我沒話說了。
柴榮說:三武廢費有我一份;趙匡胤說:今年流行黃袍子 寇准說:帶上瓶醋談判去;
李剛說:保家衛國;徽宗說:沒保成;欽宗說:我想回家;金兀朱說:沒門……
趙構說:把姓嶽的抓了;嶽飛說:我有何罪?秦檜說:也許有……
陸遊說:我要死了;文天祥說:死得好,我為你喝彩!
完顏說:金大;耶律說:遼大;成吉思汗說:大你個球!忽必烈說:亞歐大陸我說了算……
朱元璋說:高築牆;建文帝說:孫承祖業;朱棣說:我找我爹;嚴嵩說:清史留字;崇禎說:袁崇煥,你的良心大大地壞了……
李自成說:歇會,找個小姐來;吳三桂說:敢泡我老婆;皇太極說:三桂是個好同志。
順治說:愛江山更愛美人;康熙說:江山好管兒子難教;
雍正說:說我狠,我就狠給你們看;乾隆說:我爹是誰;嘉慶說:和坤是我爹留給我的遺產……
施耐庵說:天罡蓋地煞;羅貫中說:曹劉震河腰;吳承恩說:全盤西化;
曹雪芹說;讀書人的事能算淫麼;蒲松齡說:我是另類我怕誰?
林則徐說:我銷;洪秀全說:我反;康有為說:我變;孫中山說:看我的。
慈禧說:木偶戲你當好演呀;李連英說:有奴才伺候;李鴻章說:九億白銀,小意思;袁世凱說:竊國者為諸候?

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