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Date Posted: 15:39:16 03/30/00 Thu
Author: ok
Subject: Done

(Scene Opens Music is playing, its "Land Down Under" By Men at Work. Its the Intro to "The Gator Wrangla" TV Program on the UPN we see scene's flashing across the screen of Dash McGregor running around jumping over a log and takling a Cheetah and kicking up tons of dust then fading into the next scene of Dash sitting in a tree over looking a pond where he dives in on top of a Alligator, water splashes about. Then moves to the next clip of a beat up Truck speeding through the outback chasing kangaroo's. Scene cuts to a nice shot of Jasmine O'Dell in a bikini for no apparent reason, Then flips back Dash fighting with a snake that snaps just inches from his face. Then another bikini shot of Jasmine, We then see a clip of Dash chasing after his pet tazmanian Devil Ripper, who is chasing around some of the camera crew. Then the Music ends and and The Gator Wrangla appears in the Screen in Big Bold Green letters.

The Scene opens again we hear some type of insects clicking and hissing in some tall overgrown grass, the terrian is pretty flat not much around except grass with a few trees here and there,mosquitos are swarming around do to a small lake off in the distance. A beat up Ford Explorer comes barreling along a dirt road stopping a little ways from the lake the camera focuses on the door as we wait for it to open the truck rocks back and forth for a moment the door doesn't open but the window is rolled down and we see this huge man clumsily try to get out of the truck through the window feet first. He does fine until the chubby(not fat Chubby) belly he has snags him up a bit. Jasmine has already gotten out on her side, she's stunning about 6 feet tall blonde, blue eyes wearing shorts with a denim shirt, slightly open hehe.... She stands by Dash's window impatiantly waiting for him.)

Jasmine: Are you Alright? You're not stuck are you?

Dash: No, Oy got it, its just moy buldging abs!

Jasmine: I don't understand why you just get out on the other side, my door works fine.

Dash: Oh, thats just plain ridiculous woy would Oy do such a thing!

(Dash Squeezes himself out slightly ripping his shirt, and losing a button or two, his hair is all messed up he finally pulls himself totally out brushing him self off.)

Jasmine: Its common sense.

( A flying flash of fur comes shooting out of the window like a comet into Dash's Arms he's all black except for some white patches on its throat and chest. He licks Dash on the face and turns and gives a Jasmine a mean growl showing his sharp teeth!)

Dash: Well me and Ripper aint too Keen on this Common Sense Nonsense!

(Jasmine looks up to the sky saying to herself "Why me" Dash puts down Ripper)

Dash: Now you behave you! Leave these cameramen and Jasmine alone. Or No Walabie for you tonoyt!!

(The Camera man cue Dash in 3.. 2...1.. Action!)

Dash: Hello Boy's and Gills Welcome to another episode of the Gator Wrangla, Oy'm your host Dash McGregor and with me of course is moy lovely assistant Jasmine! (Camera pans to her she smiles and waves) Today were in the back country of Northern Queensland Australia moy lovely home, Oy grew up around here mucking about in the fresh water streams and swamps. Its yer everyday Safari down here always some type of trouble to get into. Now Today we're in search of some freshies! Fresh Water Crocs to our new viewers. This little lake royt! here is pewfect place to find some, ya see its the droy season and crocs should start crowdin in from moyle's around to find any available source of water. Lets go Take a looky Ay!

(Dash starts creeping towards the water looking very serious like there is something very dangerous up ahead, all of a sudden he flops down and puts his ear to the ground and sniffs the air.)

Jasmine: Dash is a experinced expert you should not try any of the stuff you see him do at home people!

Dash: Nonsense! This is all good fun! Now Shhhh! (Whispering) you may have noticed me with moy ear to the ground, well thats an old Indian trick Oy learned on Moy Visit to the States. From what Oy just heard it appears to be a very large water buffalo just over the grass over there, now we should appoach with a bit of caution, now Oy'm not nervous but Jasmine and the camera crew can be some, how you say there in the states Sissy's! So lets keep it down.

(Dash slowly creeps through the high brush, he gets to the edge and spreads the tall grass to reveal a massive..... Fat Man sitting on a lawn chair that seems ready to buckle at any moment fishing.)

Dash: Well I was half Royt! He does smell like a Water Buffalo!

(The man looks back and then seems to shrug Dash off. Dash walks up to the waters edge, and kneels down the camera man focuses in on him.)

Dash: Krikey!! You see this Croc slide! (runs his hand over a depression in the mud) There was a mighty big Bloke here not too long ago, Oy would probably say our smelly friend over there frightened him off! Oy'd guess he was about Noyn Feet Long, not to shabby for a freshy! Oh Moy! Oh Moy!

(Dash Walks over a few yards to see some fish laying by the shore)

Dash: You see this is terrible people polute the lake and tradgedies like this happen its really a shame. It seems some string got caught in these poor saps gills. (Fish start to wriggle) Oh! These little Troopers are still aloyve, (Dash starts to free them letting about 6 good sized fish go. )The Big fat man off in the distance can be seen stampeding over) Now this is what its all about being able to help out the enviroment, and give some nice little fishies a second chance at life boy Oy just feel all toasty insoyde.

(The Fat man barrels into Dash sending him flopping into the mud!)

FatMan! What in the Hell are you doing! You just let my Fish go You freakin JackA$$. I've been here for 3 hours and you just put my catch back! Boy I'm going to let you have it!

(FatMan gives him a good Punch! Dash Gives a little Grin)

Jasmine: Hey You cut that out!

Fatman: Get out of the way!

Jasmine: You're on your own Dash! (Scurries off)

Dash: Woy! You pack a pretty good whollop! I guess you want to play, well Oy'll be happy to give you a go!

(Dash dusts himself off and gets up and picks a twig off the ground)

FatMan: You gotta be kidding me!

(The man looks to be about 450 lbs)

(The fat man luges Dash pokes him in the eye the gives him a boot to the stomach he then lifts him up over his head which is just amazing considering the mans size, drops him into the mud with a Spiked Crucifix Powerbomb! Then Grabs his legs and sinches in the Lion Tamer)

Dash: Say Uncle now you! Boy this is Fun! Say Uncle Stewart!!! Thats Moy Uncle mate! Come on now!

(The Man face is in the mud and is probably unconcious)

FatMan: Un..cle! Steeew...

Dash: Come on you can do it.

FatMan: UnCle! STEWART!!!

Dash: There ya go!

(Dash releases the hold and goes to help the poor sap up)

Dash: Now that was fun, we should do it again

Fatman: Ulgh! ya.. anytime... huh...

CameraMan: Cut! Thats a wrap boy this was a great show Dash!!

Dash: But we didn't get any freshy's!

CameraMan: This is 10 times better then a freshy Dash!

Jasmine: Yeah, Dash McGregor the FatGuy Mangla!

(Scene fades for a few moments then reopens we're in the UPN towers up in some fancy room there is a large oval black marble table for meetings it looks to sit about 10 people there are black metal clipboards arranged in front of each of the Leather business Chairs. The room is a bit dim then the solid oak doors come swinging open a man in a black suit comes in and is followed by about 6 other men all dressed up, it looks to be some type of Business meeting.)

Kip: Have a seat Gentleman.

(The Man reclines back in his chair and flips up a panel on the arm rest revealing a series of button's he presses one and the curtians slowly open letting in the day light, The view is amazing its of downtown San Francisco we see tall buildings and cars and trolly cars the size of ants moving through the busy streets all with the brilliant blue Pacific Ocean in the the distance.

Kip: Alright Gentleman I'd like to introduce you to Roy Simmons he is the Head of Talent Recruitment for the Phoenix Wrestling Alliance.

(All the men give Roy a nod who is seated at the other head of the table.)

Kip: Now Mr. Simmons I'm sorry I have no Idea where Mr. McGregor is but I'm sure he'll be with us shortly, would you go ahead with your presentation.

Roy: Why certianly, As you all know I am Head of Recruitment at Phoenix Wrestling, Now what your probably asking is What is Phoenix Wrestling? Well please if youu would all turn and focus you attention to the screen.

(Kip hits another botton and the wall panels slide open to reveal a huge big screen TV from roof to ceiling the television flashes Blue showing a FWA logo across the screen, the presentation basically gives a run down the the FWA history, showing hightlights, greatest matches, Champions, the feds closure then the FWA logo reappears the blue screen is instantly turned red as an image of a Phoenix comes rising up and burns the FWA logo away leaving the New PWA Logo. The Presentation then ends.)

Roy: That is the PWA!

(The Door comes bursting open we See Dash McGregor clothes tattered and covered in black soot! Jasmine is right behind him.)

Dash: Sorry Oym! Late!

Kip: What happened?

Dash: I had to stop a raging bull from entering a Choyna Shop!

Kip: Ah! HA! HA! No what really happened?

Jasmine: He's not lying.

Kip: Oh.... Well lets get back on track. Dash, Miss O'Dell have a seat. Roy Please continue.

Roy: Now as I was saying please open your portfolios to page 1.The PWA is here and its potential for sucess is unlimited, Parker Andrews has been able to get many new investors topped on to our old base of funds. We have received a gauranteed Primetime slot for Tuesdays and Fridays which should help with exposure and bring many wealthy sponsers to our company. The FWA has a loyal following and we expect them to stick with us through this change, also with the new influx of talent we should attract many new viewers. Now what I am offering to you Gentleman is a multiyear deal with a great base contract loaded with incentives based on how well and popular Mr. McGregor becomes, and seeing the popularity of his "Gator Wrangla" Program I have no doubt he'll be able to reach all these incentives. Not only that but you will recieve a portion of our stock, and free advertisement spot during our programming. What we ask in return are the services of Mr. McGregor so stated as on page 3, and advertising space on the "Gator Wrangla" Program. There are a few more ins and outs of the deal but that is the jist of it fellas.

Kip: Well that was a very nice presentation you gave, It seems to be one hell of a deal, what do you think Dash?

Dash: Huh!?!

(Dash is caught off guard as he has folded the papers in his portfolio into the shapes of animals, and was in the middle of a mini circus.)

Kip: Wrestling! You think this would be something for you?

Dash: Well Oy don't know Oy like my Gator Wrangla show just foyn! It would be a waste of time Oy Think. No offense but Oy've seen them poor blokes on Tv and they well there a bunch of Wussies!

Kip: But there offering a great deal of Money.

Dash: Well Money, Oy don't need any Money, just moy truck and moy little buddy Ripper!

(Ripper comes poking his head out of Dash's shirt and hisses at the men!)

Jasmine: Could I please have a word with you Dash outside?

Dash: Woy! I Guess!

Jasmine: Excuse us gentlemen.

(They walk out of the room and shut the doors behind them)

Jasmine: Now Dash I know this may not sound to good to you but, You know what? I've watched that PWA show, and all they do is talk about how all You Aussies are Chicken and Yellow, too afraid to step foot in the PWA.

Dash: What! Those Sissy's calling Aussies Yellow.

Jasmine: Not only that but they all are animal haters!

Dash: Moy! Goodness!

Jasmine: I think you need to teach those saps a lesson. What do you say!?!

Dash: Leaping Lemurs! Oym Mad! I'll giver a go!

Jasmine: Hey, One last thing I want you to walk in there and demand I be allowed to go with you, so I can show you the guys who are spreading all these lies!

Dash: Oy will! Krickey!!! I'm Madder then a Rabid Wolverine!!

(Dash Storms back in the Room.)

Dash: Lets Do It! You tell you're little girly, boys back in the PWA that Oym, coming to Stomp there Rumps! You Got That!

(Grabs a pen and signs the contract Scene fades once again only to come back a few moments later it is a back just a quick as it left The Scene opens in a Press room there are reporters all aroundwith pens and pads sitting in chairs cameramen from many different stations there. a long row of tables is set up with Black and Red PWA Banners draped over the front, A poduim stands in the middle with the PWA seal on the front. In the background on the wall is a large mural of a Phoenix rising from the Ashes. The doors to the room open up and camera's start to flash its Roy Simmons of the PWA.all dressed up in a nice suit.)

Roy: Good Morning everyone, I'm here in place of our Chairman Parker Andrews, he wanted to be here but is terribly busy wraping up some scheduling for the PWA, working out arena appearnces and what not. So I am here to make a very big announcement, firstly kicking off the first event for the PWA we will be having a 16 man tourney to crown our first ever Eternal Champion. All the details have yet to be worked out but this should be one for the record books. Second We have big news on the signing a very big name to the PWA. Now he's not a star of Wrestling fame but he has the higest rated program on the UPN network as of now. Let me introduce to you that Croc Jumper from Down Under, "The Gator Wrangla" Dash McGregor everybody!!!

(The doors open again and out stumbles Dash he is walking a bit funny he is all dressed up in a suit himself but, he must have dressed himself as he looks down right silly. His pants are a bit high he's wearing no socks with his dress shoes. His jacket seems to be two sizes to small and he has put his tie on without tucking it under his collar, its just wrapped around his neck. He sits down. Right behind is Jasmine O'Dell dressed in a lovely light brown dress tons of flashes go off, as the Reporters start taking more pictures of Jasmine then Dash., she sits right next to Dash and try's to fix him up and make him look presentable.)

Roy: Now I am here to announce we have reached a multi-year deal with Dash and you should be seeing him very shortly in the PWA. We will be answering a few questions then Dash must be going he has a flight to catch in about an hour, so if you would make them quick.

(Reporters start raising there hands an all talking at once, Roy points out to one.)

RP- Dash, Why are you in the PWA have you any wrestling Experience?

Dash: Woy! I never really thought about becoming a Wrassla, but Oy hear the Mangy Buzzads in the PWA have a little problem with me and Oy intend on giving em one hell of a beatin. As for Wrestlin I've never been in a ring before in Moy Life.

RP: Dash! Dash! Are you entering into the Torunament for the Eternal Championship?

(Dash has no clue what he's talking about, and looks over at Roy with a confused look)

Roy: Yes! Yes! Dash will be a particpant in the tournament for the Eternal Championship, Please no more questions about it, that is all I know as of now. I don't have the brackets or exact schedule at this time, Parker should have all that information for you all very soon.

RP: Dash! Seeing as you have no experince what makes you think you won't get killed out there? I mean these guys are Pros!

Dash: Oh, You people here in the States think these little boys are real toughies, they just tickle me green when Oy see them acting like little babies! Oy've seen little joey's with more Spunk then some of these chaps. Oy don't think any of them will give may any trouble. Oy've been wranglin in Gators since Oy was knee high to a Goanna! These Blokes will be as easy as Cake!

RP- Excuse me Mam who are you?

(pointing to Jasmine, She seems a bit miffed that he didn't know who she was.)

Jasmine: Why I'm Jasmine O'Dell you must not watch the show! I am going to be accompaning Dash to the PWA. I happen to have some knowledge of wrestling, my Grandfather was the Great Carolina Bone Crusher! I will also be helping Dash make the adjustment to living in the States.

RP: Whats wrong with you Dash? your shirt its moving?

Dash: Oh! Woy thats my little Pal Ripper!

(Ripper pops his head out and growls at the Reporters. flashes go off as some people take pictures.With a loud screech and a flash of fur, Ripper goes Bezerk! he comes flying out of Dash's Shirt like a Rocket attacking one Camera Man's camera everybody in the room gets up Ripper start chasing them all around the room.)

Dash: Oh Oym! Sorry Oy forgot to tell you folks that Ripper hates to have his picture taken.

(Ripper continues to chase them around the room in a circle it looks like a mini marathon! Finally they all push and pull themselves out the door. all thats left is Dash sitting there with Jasmine and Roy! A empty room with papers and chairs scattered all over the room, Dash has his usual silly grin on, Jasmine puts her face in her hands shaking her head. and the scene fades.)

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