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Subject: SHORT AND SWEET (reminds me of twigz!)


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**THE DON**
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Date Posted: 01:17:47 10/03/01 Wed

Yozee people, sorry I aint made any of the practices/matches/piss ups/slagging matches this week..here are a few short jokes ;)

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The 'swallow'.

There you go..not one of me better efforts..but I got figgin College in 10mins...SHEEEEEEET where's my homework..where's my bag..oh fuck..I'm not even changed yet..oh fuck it..be like mo and take a day off! ;)

Hope your well and good people, kick your asses (and in twigs case cute ass) soon!!

Over and back to bed,

**THE DON**

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Re: SHORT AND SWEET (reminds me of twigz!)Ýít§åÑ*Í·Ý·Ë*04:07:12 10/03/01 Wed
Re: SHORT AND SWEET (reminds me of twigz!)twiggy10:28:05 10/03/01 Wed


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