| Subject: ME SAYING YO..AND A JOKE ;) |
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**THE DON**
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Date Posted: 09:38:05 09/30/01 Sun
Just checked out the site for the first time..and mmm mm, it's very tasty..nearly as tasty as young twiggy ;)
Well done Yits, top effort mate.
Well as I'm a boring git along with this boooooooring message I have a joke for y'all..feel free to call me twat afterwards :) (p.s It's a rather loooong Englishman Irishman Scotsman one, but well worth reading....so what you waiting for...scroll down and read bitch!
Three guys, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub.
They
all suffer from a severe stutter. "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly
beautiful landlady.
"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the
Englishman. Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui
gui gui................." Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th th
th th th th th th th....................." "Oh bugger this !" says the
beautiful
landlady and walks away to serve someone else. She returns ten minutes
later and asks if they are ready to order yet.
"Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman.
"Three
pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. And then Scotty starts
"Th
th th th th th th th th th th th th..........". "Look" says the
beautiful
landlady, who loves a bet, "If any one of you can tell me where you
live without stuttering I'll let you shag me!"
Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.
"Where
do you live?" "M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch." "No.
You
lose." (TYPICAL MANC EH MO!?) says the beautiful landlady. Turning to the Scotsman, she asks,
"Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to laugh.
"E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb." "Sorry, you
lose." says the gorgeous woman. "And Paddy, where do you live?" she
purrs at
the Irishman.
"London" blurts out the Irishman. "Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady. A
great
cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by the
hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to her
underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom.
Finally she
slides off her panties then climbs into bed. Paddy with concentration
furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, and then, right at
the climaxing
stroke, he suddenly screams out "...............- D D D D D Derry!!"
Yours Truly,
**THE DON**
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