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Date Posted: 19:30:39 02/28/00 Mon
Author: Sarkkahn
Subject: A challenge to the CWF and the NAWC

The camera fades in to show Sarkkahn sitting cross-legged on a table, meditating. A reporter approaches him cautiously.

REPORTER: Um, excuse me, are you Sarkkahn?

SARKKAHN: Yes.

REPORTER: Uh, you called the news station and said you wanted a reporter and camera crew out here?

SARKKAHN: Yes, I did. I wanted to extend an open challenge to both the CWF and the NAWC. I challenge one wrestler from each fed to face me in a No-Holds-Barred, Last-Man-Standing, Hardcore Steel Cage Match. The stipulations are simple enough. I'm sure the wrestlers in each fed can combine to have enough of an IQ to understand it. You bring your own weapons into the cage, but once they hit the mat, anybody can use them. Anything goes. The last person that isn't knocked unconcious wins. There are no titles on the line. No title shots. This is just for an all out blood-shedding battle. I'll tell my prez what I'm doing. If you want in, you tell yours so that they can set it up. Unless, of course, you'd rather just stay home and play with yourself instead of accepting the challenge and being a man.

Sarkkahn starts laughing sadistically. As he does so, the light in the room begins to intensify. The room is suddenly rocked with an explosion, and smoke fills the room. We can still hear Sarkkah laughing, and as the smoke clears, we see that there is only a tape player sitting on the table, which is where the laughter is coming from.

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