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Date Posted: 21:08:33 10/13/01 Sat
Author: DREW
Subject: Read This You S.O.B.'s

Shane goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Shane is standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Shane finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Shane to help him out. Being a kind soul, Shane says in a high-pitched fat girl voice, "YOU BET YOUR ASS I'll help you!!!!"

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Shane says, "OK!"
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Shane replies, "OH BABY YESSSSS!!!"

Shane pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Shane to point it for him, and Shane regrettably points for him. Shane then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Shane, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Shane says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it!

YOU'RE NEXT JEREMY CUDE! I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE CAR TOO.

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