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Subject: An ode to the crotch jockey...


Author:
Dtroll
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Date Posted: 11:11:13 10/11/01 Thu



There once was a lad named Robert..
who frued the Crowe's crotch 'til his wrist hurt.
He snatched them and ran...
thought this made him a man.
I think not, but the shots did make his nips pert!

He once flirted with the genitalia of Diesel...
cuz Robert's a two-timin' ass measle.
Vin didn't last...
became furious and left fast..
when he caught sight of the drooling 'nad weasel!

Lately he's set his beady eyes upon Jude...
another testes-bearing screen dude...
He's smackin' his lips and trembling in awe.
He's searching and scouring the 'net for poor Law.
A few more screen captures and both wrists will be permanently screwed...


*mea·sle

a cysticercus tapeworm larva; specifically : one found in the muscles of a domesticated mammal

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[> Subject: HE LIKES JUDE LAW!!! That's it, he is gay, gay, gay, gay, gay .. .


Author:
Kuntankerous
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Date Posted: 11:58:56 10/11/01 Thu


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[> [> Subject: Oh, Miss Tankerous, you're a quick-study, huh? ROFLMAO!


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Dtroll
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Date Posted: 12:05:27 10/11/01 Thu


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[> [> [> Subject: Jude Law is the point of no return on the fagometer. NTTAWWT.


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Kuntankerous
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Date Posted: 20:44:47 10/11/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> Subject: Bite me! I thought obsessing over the crotches of other men was the point of no return on the fagometer!


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J. Law
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Date Posted: 22:25:19 10/11/01 Thu


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[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Sorry Jude, you're it.


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Kuntankerous
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Date Posted: 07:50:56 10/13/01 Sat


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