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Date Posted: 13:05:05 03/04/11 Fri
Author: Norrie
Subject: Dentist

A Scotsman phoned a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.
"£85 for an extraction sir", the dentist replied
"£85? You're joking, mon. Have ye nae got anything cheaper?"
"That's the normal tariff sir" replied the dentist.
"I know; what aboot if ye did'nae use any anaesthetic?" enquired the Scot.
"That would be highly unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock £15 off".
"What aboot if yon dental nurse did the extraction instead of you and still wi' nae anaesthetic?"
"Well, I can't guarantee the standard of professionalism and it would be very painful. But yes, the price could drop by £20".
"Och, now you're talking laddie! It's a deal," said the Scot. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday, then?"
Norrie

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