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Subject: A TRUE FUNNY STORY


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Date Posted: 10:00:18 02/27/02 Wed

CIRCULATED BY STORMONT-WATCH – The International Forum of Cumann Frithgheilte na h-Éireann
THE IRISH ANTI-PARTITION LEAGUE

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A story from “Behind the Headlines” by “Newshound – The Derry News – derrynewshound@hotmail.com

Not blinking first

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a British Naval ship and an Irish signals operator, off the coast of Kerry, in October 1995.

IRISH OPERATOR: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.

BRITISH: This is the captain of a British navy ship. I say again, YOU will have to divert your course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, YOU will have to divert your course.

BRITISH: This is the aircraft carrier HMS Britannia, the second largest ship in the British Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees North, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

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Re: A TRUE FUNNY STORYCap'n Birdseye12:43:57 02/18/04 Wed


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