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Subject: Dee's Nuts Author: Treacherous_B [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 14:33:00 03/14/02 Thu I'm not sure if I'm the only one, but I don't think I'd be too chipper if my head was split into numerous strands of which tiny children would love eating...and I certainly don't think that, if that was the case, you'd find me meandering about an elementary school. But the fact I could turn black and white dreariness into colorufl cheerfulness might make me want to take one for the team and sacrifice my head for Allah...although more than likely not. See, I just watched this weird fucking string-cheese commercial where this "radical" looking cheese-man mother fucker was walking through random grade-school X sacrificing his string-cheese brethren to the underaged masses for the sake that their bleak and dreary black and white existence could be made colorful and ranbow like, for them to dance on while filling their tummies with the bodies and souls of apparently no longer inanimate string-cheese sticks; And this got me thinking about how unaaceptable that would be if I happened to be one of said string-cheese sticks. I think the reason why kids flip out and murder their peers and teachers in a hail of gunfire might be because commercials don't make any sense anymore...or maybe it's because of their lack of delicious cheese-man turncoat, sacrificing his brothers so that he may not be consumed God... [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]