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Date Posted: 14:58:54 10/20/01 Sat
Author: Lori S. Maynard
Subject: HALLOWEEN (SCARRING IS FUN!)

HALLOWEEN

Halloween is such a strange time of year.
It’s a mixture of wizards and elves,
And a mixture of X-rayed candies
And don’t forget the perverts who expose themselves.

Halloween is a strange haiku
Wrapped up in every child’s heart.
It’s a mix of business and please
In that company that makes candied hearts.

It seems this edible holiday
Has proven itself just too much to love.
When else can a man dress like a ballerina
And not be judged by God above?

Corpses adorn our twin front yards,
To us, they are mere decorations.
And huge spider webs and ghostly scenes
Attain our utmost admirations.

Halloween is a only a blueprint
For all that we dream and fear.
It’s the premiere time, so to say,
When we can rant, “The end is near!”

We paint children eerie pictures
Of house struck by lightning.
Is there something kind of odd,
Telling children this day is frightening?

I guess they are so easy to convince
That the boogieman is real.
To see that wide-eyed look
Is enough to make one laugh and squeal.

I remember my older siblings,
Scaring me to death when I was young.
Now that I am older, I see,
That scarring is really fun.

So, don’t forget to send S.O.S.
When you feel your soul is lost.
And make sure, your heart, you keep covered up
No matter its earthly cost.

For Halloween is coming,
Something evil this way comes!
Beware the flying broomsticks,
And duck from those flying nuns!

©October 20, 2001 Lori S. Maynard

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