How Bizarre Can You Get? -- AngelOFires ****One Hit Wonder****

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Date Posted: 17:59:15 11/08/01 Thu
Author: Jim AKA Rapid-Fire
Subject: How Bizarre Can You Get?

At a championship football game, I was surprised,
at the number of monsters there, more than I realized.
At the game was a huge devasted porcupine,
was glad he wasn't a nemesis of mine.

He was there looking for the bones of the dead,
and to battle another with one eye in its head.
The scandal involved uncovered by the secrets of the tarot,
it was a matter of death or honor, wouldn't you know.

I watched as the man who stepped forward that night,
was the one who was going to referee that fight.
The football players deserted the field,
and watch to see which monster would yield.

It was a fight to the death that was going on,
no need for markers, there was no end zone.
Porky was all ready for battle, the air was still,
then he panicked and yelled, "I haven't a single quill."

How in the world now would he be able to fight,
he sure hoped that ugly monster didn't bite.
He told him, "you can't attack my soft underneath,"
the hideous creature replied, "can't, I have no teeth."

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LOL!!!!!!!!! well YOU managed to get quite bizarre jim!!!! -- angel, 09:42:10 11/10/01 Sat