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Commissioner James May
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Date Posted: 22:07:31 11/18/01 Sun
The camera pans down a hallway and stops in front of a door. The sign on it says "Commissioner". The cameraman knocks and the Commissioner says, "Come in." The cameraman opens the door and the Commissioner stands up.
"Thank you for coming. For those of you who don't know me, I am James May, the Commissioner of the Insane Wrestling Federation. All the matches you have seen to date have been put together by me. It now seems that Mr. Taylor has taken it upon himself to cancel matches and give titles to anyone he sees fit. I on the other hand, don't see it that way. So I have come up with an idea. Mr. Taylor, when you laid a hand on an active wrestler, you yourself became an active wrestler. So, next week on "Sunday Night Insanity", you will face Doomsday in a Back Alley Brawl. Also on the card, Justin Sane will team up with Big Money Mike and T-Money to take on Nightmare and the Gothic Assassins, and Billy Kirk will defend his newly won T.V. Title against X-Treme. Oh, and don't plan on having anybody from the Nightmare Squad, or anyone else in the IWF for that matter, helping you because anybody who comes to help you will be fired on the spot! Don't mess with me, Mr. Taylor! If you don't think I can do any of this, you can look over my contract. I can do all of this and a whole lot more! Now, you cameraman, get out of here!"
Commissoner May pushes the cameraman out of the office and slams the door.
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