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Subject: Batty frigging the whole band with our strap-ons.


Author:
Roberta Jizz (Bob Jizzm) (for short)
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Date Posted: 10:32:04 12/22/01 Sat

Hiya Babeys
I recently saw a gig of yours and I can honestly say that I have an overwhelming urge 2 frig off in front of the whole band!!! I'm in a band I do vocals, percussion and bass and rythm guitar(i AM THE WHOLE BAND ) and in case your wondering how I play all of these instruments, (i have a yamaha kiddy keyboard) the keyborad is 7 inches long, just like my niples!!! I steal stuff as a job especially from matalan and other selectively permeable membranes. I would love 2 join your band with my nipple length keyborad so please e-mail me back. I am willing to give you my body as payment for joining your band
Please e-mail me bac
Love from
Roberta Jizzm
p.s. I am in a band called ninety degrees cos evry boy i have ever slept with has had a 90 degree nobben!!!!
p.p.s I HAVE BEEN TO MANY A CONCERT
P.P.P.S I HAVE BEEN TO MANY A WEST-END PRODUCTION
P.P.P.P.S I HAVE EATEN MANY A PROCESSED MEAT
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Re: Batty frigging the whole band with our strap-ons.stug (is a complete and utter) tosser13:45:23 12/22/01 Sat


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