Subject:  Re: "Life ain't nothin but ham & lager$$$$$$!!"Bitch. |
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Mc Jonny R
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Date Posted: 06:46:10 01/15/02 Tue
In reply to:
Ice Cube@politicallycorrectlyrics.com
's message, ""Life ain't nothin but bitches & money!!"" on 04:12:52 01/15/02 Tue
Girls pants are OK, but be warned a bloke around my size/build (12stoneish) should be wary of the kind of lady pants they try on.For instance two days ago I was round at the vicars house and in a moment of madness I sneaked off to the bathroom to slip into a pair of pants that I had theived off none other than Sophie Ellis Bexters washing line , and let me tell you there were red faces all around as my plums were scattered to the four corners of the earth.luckily, the Vatican was informed and my balls were returned without further harm. I did however have to return the pants to the delightful Miss bexter and they were now far too big to fit her petite arse, luckily though they had stretched to just the right size to make her a great cotton comedy beard for her rather large and angular jaw.
"Talibantastic," remarked the Vicar, i quietly agreed with him and we sat down for afternoon Tea and Scones.
If you are a bloke of my size then I do advise that you perhaps try stealing the pants belonging to Liza Tarbuck as these will provide a much more comfortable fit and you will not suffer the dreadful "sweaty bollock wedgie" as my good friend the Vicar puts it.
Once again though its the classic case of fashion V`s convinience & comfort.... at the end of the day it`s a choice that ou the public should make for yourselves.
I have to wait for a couple of days to discover wether i have a job.Wish me luck.
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