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Subject: another load of silly jokes Author: dunk [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 07:55:20 02/12/02 Tue What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito quits sucking when you smack it. How is a pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. What's the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne will usually not come on a kid's face until around 13 or14 years of age. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it! Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her t!ts went. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch. What is the definition of making love? Something a woman does while a guy is boning her. What's the best thing about Alzheimer's disease? You get to meet new people every day! What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump kin! Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They've got boyfriends already. Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Why do men like bl0wjobs? It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight! What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No-one to talk to during an 0rgasm! (Oh, God!) What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper t!ts! What is 60 foot long and stinks of p!ss? A conga line in an old folks home! Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them. What's the best thing about a blow job? Five minutes of peace and quiet. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK? One got his head blown off and the other was assassinated. What's the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? Vomit. What's the medical term for a female-to-male sex change operation? Strapadictomy. Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other, "Hey, whaddya say we go in there & get sh!t- faced?" Why is the space between a girl's t!ts and hips called the waist? Because you could put another pair of t!ts in there! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Re: another load of silly jokes Dirty boy, drop it ,drop it Now! 09:13:48 02/12/02 Tue My mother-in-law's sooo FAT................ -- Mr Manning, 06:44:08 02/13/02 Wed Re: My mother-in-law's sooo FAT................ -- Pc plods, 08:57:31 02/13/02 Wed