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Re: PIGNUT SPLIT the TRUTH!!!

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Jon

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Date Posted: 15:16:30 03/11/02 Mon
In reply to: timw 's message, "Re: PIGNUT SPLIT." on 11:20:58 03/11/02 Mon

OK, The entire situation can be blamed on choc ices.
As a treat Ben, our beloved manager and guitarist bought us a pack of seven choc ices so that we wouldn`t kick his arse for his babycham related performance at our last gig.
This is where the problem began, you see there are eight members of Pignut.
Ellen was good, she is a vegetarian and choc ices contain meat related products, Dave stuck up his middle digit and cried "fuck you sellouts, Im too punk for choc ices".
That would have been good however after the remaining six members had devoured their choc ices there was one left.
Rob, always the gentleman said "I`m happy with my one choc ice I don`t need a second".Ben was too high on cat nip to care and spent the next half hour trying to go down on himself.
The problem arose when the remaining members began to argue about the lonely choc ice.kev Jon and Ed then began to brawl, Ed was trampled underfoot and shattered into a thousand pieces, then Jon kicked Kev`s arse completely and Kev cried like a toddler and proclaimed"I dont even like choc ices!...." Jon was victorious- but it was too late as a stray puppy had already licked the remaining choc ice a bit.
By then the damage was done.
It had already come to an abrupt end.
The band split and the puppy was cooked as a sacrifice to the God of rock.

P.S THE FINAL GIG IS STILL GOING AHEAD @ THE FLAPPER ON THE 27TH OF MAY, WITH THE WAKE BEING HELD @ SNOBS AFTER.

There will be beer and possibly a finger buffet.

The legacy shall live on in our pub quiz team which won again, hence I am drunk.

that is all

Thankyou.

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