Stonewall Jackson -- ACE Europe Anhialator's War Room

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Date Posted: 16:31:50 12/10/01 Mon
Author: Stonewall Jackson
Subject: Stonewall Jackson

(He walks up to the camera crew ,he stands tall and proud in his confederate army greys.he looks down at the interviewer and smiles.He grabs the mic away from the interviewer.)

Stonewall:"Gimme that mic son ah got me a thang or two to say to the ACE Europe fans"

(Stonewall looks at the camera as the interviewer sits down and drinks some coffee.)

Stonewall:"Fans ahm a talkin to y'all from Holland thats the Netherkands fo y'all sophiosticated folks.This here tv is carryin mah smilin face from as far north as Moscow Russia to as farsouth as the islan country of Malta and all points inbetween.As an American in Europe ah must admit y'all got some sights to see and my my my the food is dawgone tasty.Heck the ol ring general's bound to add some belly to mah belly.Ah like the girls too,they some pretty gals here in Europe .They aint no other place ahd like to rassle no sir no where! "

(One of the camera crew gives Stonewall Jakson a stein of beer ,he chugs it ,gets beer foam all over his beard and belches. )

Stonewall:"Thats mighty good brew y'all got here thanks.As ah was sayin ah like to rassle and the last time ACE Europe had a houseshow ah did pretty dawgone good.That whipper snapper Rad Thunder was trapped in a bear hug of mine and wasn't abot to tap out.Ah squeezed and squeezed unill that poor kid's face turned blue.He tapped out then .Rad Thunder they's more where that came from,any time son y'all want more of this here ring general ahm a ready. "

(Stonewall sits down next to the interviewer pours him some coffee and takles another stein opf beer for himself.He smiles at the interviewer.)

Stonewall:"Drink yo coffe buddy,y'all got an easy job today .Wher was ah?Oh yeah the tournament!grim ripper y'all dimension of fear spooky ol bad boy.hell y'all didn't scare me none.Y'all got me in a bear hug and before y'all could put the squeeze on me y'all was up[ in the air over mah head and squashed under mah weight.Ah belly to bellied y'all and the pin was all that could follow. "

(Stonewall drank his beer and then another ,belched a few times and continued talking to the camera.)

Stonewall:"Scuse me y'all,ah am so sorry y'all gotta know mah momma raised me to be polite but that beer makes mah belly explode!It sure is good!Young Warriours ah been watchin y'all ,y'all good grapplers ,y'all got raw talent.get away from that IWA feller,if y'all need a mentor Ah would be ghlad to take y'all under mah big ol wing.Manitou
y'all can fight but experience won out.Ah have that ilt a wirl doodadd going and y'all never seen it comin. Ah defeated you for the finmal match against the Shining Knight. "

(Stonewall stood up brushed the wrinles out of his grey coat with the gold general stars omn the shoulders and the red CWA letters on his lapels.)

Stonewall:"Shining Knight ah underestimated you little man.Y'all beat me fair and square only because ah was plum tired .Ah chalemnge you boy,you got that there belt and ah can beat you.Any kind of match y'all want as long as you put up that there European gold .Next time it aint gonna be you son! "

(Stonewall slammed his stein on the table it smashed into bits drenching the interviewer in colfd beer!camera fades to grey)

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