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Date Posted: 13:17:43 12/14/01 Fri
Author: Stonewall Jackson
Subject: Shootfighter y'all feel froggy boy?

(He sits in the huge flat that he rents which overloooks the Rhine River.Stonewall Jackson reclines in his easychair sipping a mug of Jack Daniels whiskey.He smiles and waves at the tourists in the big boats as they drift buy taking pictures of the ACE Eurpope superstar from the American south.)

Stonewall"Ahhh this is the life ,a man coukld get used to this.All mah buddies back home would't bel;ieve how nice it is here in Europe. "

(He gets up,walks into te living room,pours the redst of the fifth of Jack in his mug and notices the huge HD TV.He sits down and watches the ACE Europe houseshow.He pays paticular attention to Shootfighter's promo.He chugs the Jack,shakes his head in disbelief and chuckles.)

Stonewall"Shootfighter y'all sure are hot under your collar.Y'all more jealeous than anything seein it was me in that final match against The Shining Knight and not you!
Any way you cut it y'all didn't make it as far as 'the ring General" did.That's me SON!Son y'all all serious and training hard and bustin up ya'lls sparrin lackeys.Y'all think 'cause your so rough on your hired hands that makes you tough. "

(Stonewall stands up and glares at the camera.He is tall and stout .His broad shoulders could easily be those of an NFL lineman.His arms are huge he looksa lot like the late Terry bam Bam gordy except for his huge muscular definition and his full beard. )

Stonewal"Y'all think you bad but let me enlighten your martial arts self.Ah don't ned to know all those fancy Bruce Lee tricks to take you out.Son ah been whoopin the likes of men in the squared circle that have been faster than me,stronger than me,more hold savvy than me and more dirty than me.
Down in the south we have an expression it goes like this'If y'all feel froggy jump but better whatch out where y'all are jumpin sometiomes there's gators under them lilly pads! '

(There is a knock on the door,Stonewall aswers the door and two lovely young ladies walk into the living room.Stonewall smiles,winks at the camera and the camera fades to red)

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