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Date Posted: 18:51:39 01/16/02 Wed
Author: Jean-Paul Jaubergy
Subject: Re: Competition, please.....
In reply to: Jean-Paul Jaubergy 's message, "Re: Competition, please....." on 18:35:12 01/16/02 Wed

Jean-Paul Jaubergy is sitting in his Lazy-Boy with a daiquiri in his hand. There is a party going on around him, which only appears to be three people. This is a really pathetic celebration.

JAUBERGY: I don't understand, mother, I invited over 300 people.

MRS. JAUBERGY: Well, maybe not everyone is as confident as you are, son.

JAUBERGY: Nonsense! Everyone knows I can beat Dragon Whorier without breaking a sweat. Didn't they see how I trashed him on TV?

MR. JAUBERGY: We all saw it, son, but we all think you could get hurt in this match. We're worried about you.

JAUBERGY: Oh, daddy, you're so silly sometimes. You have no reason to worry, I'm gonna throw Dragon Whorier from pillar to post, and secure my spot as the top superstar ever. I think he might have even won some championship somewhere or something. So, after I kick his ass and end his career, I'll be the best ever. And all in my rookie month.

MRS. JAUBERGY: We just don't think you should have signed without thinking about it first.

JAUBERGY: You think I would sign without thinking about how easily I can kick his ass? He was so sore after the last match that he was still complaining to the referee after I showered and went home. Besides, wait until you see what I have in store for him. He's gonna wish he had never been born. Trust me, Ian and I have it all worked out. Now, I've just gotta wait for the commish to get to work and make the match happen.

MRS. JAUBERGY: Well, as long as you have a gameplan, we'll support you.

JAUBERGY: Thanks, mommy and daddy. Now, let's party. Where are those crab puffs?

Fade to Black.

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  • Re: Competition, please..... -- Jean-Paul Jaubergy, 18:53:09 01/16/02 Wed
  • Re: Competition, please..... -- Dragon Warrior, 12:49:21 01/17/02 Thu
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