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Date Posted: 14:26:03 03/08/00 Wed
Author: Capt Snikt
Subject: Let the fun begin

Hi, Im here to tell you about my upcoming cd...its not really my band.....anyway its basically my 7 year old brother ,who wears a crash helmet, screaming into a Mister Microphone. The bands name is "Birth Defext"
The first track on the hit cd is called "Smash my balls in the door like im some dirty zipperhead"
Here are the lyrics:

Rubble Bubble
boy am I hot
i need something cool and refreshing
yeah yeah
piff paff
what are you doing with my balls?
ohh shit im not a gook!
OOOH FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD
SLAM MY FUCKING BALLS IN THAT DOOR HARDER!
ME LIKEE RICEEE
IM FUCKING DANIEL SAN!
YEAH BEAT ME LIKE A FUCKING BITCH THAT WONT CLEAN UP YOUR POOP FROM WHEN YOU GOT TOO DRUNK THE NIGHT BEFORE AND SHIT IN YOUR BED
YEAH IM A SEX MACHINE
JUST LIKE HARRY S TRUMAN
I FUCK ALL THE BITCHES
IN THE BACK OF MY PINTO
YEAH BRING ON THE MIDGETS!!!
WACKA DOO DADDY DIGGLEDY PIGGILTY
WOODY WOODY PECKING AT MY COCK
IM A FUCKING SWEDE NAMED BJORN
BJORN
BJORN BJORN
SLAP MY BALLS LIKE BJORN
IM A FUCKING DIRTY SWEDE WHO LIKES TO EAT MY SHAVEN PUBES!
I SHAVE OFF MY PUBES AND TAPE THEM TO MY FACE
SO SUCK ME LIKE IM CONNIE CHUNG

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