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Date Posted: 21:13:56 12/31/01 Mon
Author: Innocence
Author Host/IP: 65.10.124.43
Subject: File Two of the Secret Agent Files..... enjoy.....

Attack of the INVISIBLE Humpa Lumpas!!!!

�Eeeek!!!!� screamed 00 like a sissy.
�Huh?� asked Phish clearly confused.
�They�re attacking me!!!! Agh! Evil midgets!!!! Help!!!!!!�
�What the heck are you talking about?� screamed Phish now clearly POed.
�Can�t you see em? They�re short and stout��
�What? You talking bout a freaking TEAPOT?�
�NO! They�re like those things in that Willy Wonka movie.�
�Oh dude! Oompa Loompas?!? They creepy. What wit all dat singing an� OOF!�
�What the heck wassat? Something just kicked me!�
�I told you! Run!�

Both so-called agents ran off screaming like girls �cept ONE had an excuse, can�t say the same for the other.

*out of breath* �I�m *huff* gonna KILL Smelly!!! SHE got the night off!� cursed Ego.

�Wow!!! I love this movie!!! The humpa lumpas are so cute!!!� shrieked the Chucky (not the evil doll that wanted to kill everyone).
�Whoa. Lower the decibel girl. I�m too young to lose my hearing� replied Smelly. �And it�s Oompa loompas not humpa lumpas. Those are just horny fur balls aka bunnys.� Smirks Smelly.
�OH!! I get it.� Acknowledged the now enlightend Chucky.

All of a sudden� the power goes out and the two girls hear an evil laugh�

�MUAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! You IDIOTS! You�ve unleashed the power of the humpa lumpas by repeating the word three times. MUAHAHAHA!!!! Now you�ll be plagued by me and my merry band of humpa lumpas.� Shouted the evil humpa lumpa leader.
�Wait! We didn�t shout humpa lumpa three times.� Replied Chucky.
�HA! I tricked you!!! You just did. MUAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Oh and one more thing� You won�t be able to see me either. Only one person will and you�ll hafta find out who. And the only way you can get rid of me is to guess my name. MUAHAHHAHA!!!�
�Is it Rumplestilzkin?�
*totally surprised* �Wha? How did you know?!?�
�Eh, girl�s intuition.�
�Well too bad, cuz I�m evil and evil don�t play by the rules girly.�
Evil humpa lumpa disappears into a puff of rainbow smoke.
�Figures.� Snorts Smelly.

�WWWWAAASSSAAABBBIIII!!!!!!� Agent Phish does some wicked looking kungfu moves.
�Take that you evil MUNCHKINS!!!! KISS MY ASS!!!�
�Whoa take it easy there Phish!� cautioned Ego.
�It�s one thing to kick their ass but making em kiss yours? Whoa� ain�t that a lil inhumane?�
Suddenly Ego get bitch slapped by one brassed off Phish.

�AAAHHH!!! I was kidding!!!� shrieked Ego in defense.

Something rustles in the bushes and both agents whip their heads around at the intruder� or should I say intruders?

�OMG!!!! IT�S�. IT�S�. IT�S�.� Ego promptly faints from the shock.
�Huh? What�s his prob? They�re just bunnies� cute fluffy bunnies.�
Narrator: Cute fluffy bunnies huh? Didn�t you learn ANYTHING from watching the buffy musical? Well these �fluffy CUTE bunnies� suddenly all vamp out and start attacking Phish. Teach her rite for not paying attention to Buffy.
�AAAAHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME!!!! I�M BEING ATTACKED BY KILLER BUNNIES!!!!!!!!�
�OKAY OKAY!!! I�VE LEARNED MY LESSON!!! I�LL LISTEN TO WHATEVER BUFFY OR THE OTHER GANG MEMBERS SAY!!!� pleaded Phish

The kind and very GRACIOUS not to mention beautiful narrator takes pity on the sinner and hands her. The narrator magically zaps a cattle prod into her hands.

�What am I suppose to do with this?� wondered Phish.
Suddenly, Kid Rock�s song �Cowboy� plays�
�Oh I get it!� smirks Phish and laughs evily�.
�MAUAHAHHAHA!!!!!! Here bunnies�.�
�YEAHAW!!!!! Round em up partner!!!� The former agent Phish (about to be hauled off to insane asylum) starts having a field day wit the cattle prod. About half an hour later�

�YIPPEEE KAY AIY!!! Who�s up for some barbequed bunnies?� Agent Ego comes out of his unconcious state to the smell of barbequed bunny.
�Mmmm�.. Is that barbequed bunny I smell? Maw always made that fer me when I was a lil �un�

Now the reader might start to wonder why Ego is speaking like a redneck. Well, he WAS unconcious. I guess the bunnies were jus too much for him and he just cracked.

Meanwhile� back at the Smelly�s place

Both girls are dressed in bunny suits hopping around the living room� Whoa� what happened�? Where�d that come from? Oh well�

�WHO�S YOUR MAMMA????� screamed agent Smelly.
�No, who�s YOUR mamma????� replied Chucky.

The two continue this till the radio suddenly turns on and plays a snazzy new song by the new singing sensation the Flaming Violets. Both girls dressed in bunny suits start doing the new dance craze known as the �Bunny��. WHEN WILL THIS MAYHEM STOP???!?!?!??!??

And so our story ends wit two definitely high agents dressed in bunny suits and two equally high agents sitting round an ol� fashioned campfire toasting marshmallows and eating barbequed bunny�. Well all I have to say is�. YEEEEEEHHHHAHAAWWWW PARTNER!!!!

And so ends the second Agent file� The attack of the evil HUMPA Lumpas� (if anyone knows Amy�s *ahem* joke� bout doing the bunny�. Well the title�ll make sense now�.)

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[> HEy guess what??????? -- Innocence, 18:13:01 01/01/02 Tue (65.10.124.43)

Heys! no major ppl bashing this time hehe. I was a good lil girl *aka didnt' have the "good stuff" *wink**

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[> [> Re: HEy guess what??????? -- Anonymous, 19:30:16 01/02/02 Wed (65.1.71.170)

It was still funny but u should USE the "good stuff"!

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[> [> [> LMAO -- Innocence, 21:07:24 01/04/02 Fri (65.10.124.43)

LMAO thanx annoymous. ANd ya couldn't think of a betta name than that? or ya jus chicken?

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[> [> [> [> Re: LMAO -- Anonymous, 07:54:42 01/07/02 Mon (65.1.71.170)

hey I could say the interesting stuff the juicy stuff but i'm not going to give details! poo on u! hehe =[

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