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Date Posted: 09:24:40 10/25/01 Thu
Author: Marvellous
Subject: Beard Burns

They are definitely Beard burns. Back in the day when I used to visit Grandad Ken in his little house on the prairie he used to hand me some loose change and rub his whiskers against the side of my face, then send me on my way. Although sometimes, he got a bit too excited and caused much friction, leaving carpet burns along my cheeks (which cheeks? I hear you ask). Now although I was only a nipper and I wasn't old enough to have a beard it still burnt hence why they are obviously Beard BURNS.
I'm scarred for life.................

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