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Date Posted: 08:14:11 03/19/00 Sun
Author: Barbed-Wire Jack
Subject: Well why don't we settle the whole issue at once.
In reply to: Forge 's message, "From the firey abyss of Hell, Forge has arrived! and Barbed Wire Jack ur Mine!!!!" on 07:13:54 03/19/00 Sun

::A cameraman comes into Jack's training room at the bottom of the HOWF Facilities. Jack, at nearly 6' 9'' is laughing after hearing the latest remarks from Loca and her brother Forge.::

Jack: You know, I think it's time for you two kids to go back to your finger-painting and storytime. Because you're way out of your league talking to me like that. Do you know what men like me do?? Men like me chokeslam mere boys like Forge onto exploding tables covered with GLASS! Men like me powerbomb girls like Loca not just off the stage - but THROUGH THE CONCRETE!!!

So you two think you're a challenge to me?? You think either one of you would come close to taking me down in a match?? Wrong. Dead wrong. Neither of you have enough strength to take me down. That's why I'm challenging you two to a Handicap Match. No, not because that jacked-up b*tch Loca looks handicapped - it's just the only way you two have half a chance of beating me.

But, it's not just any handicap match. No, we ARE in a 'Hardcore' fed and I AM the Lord of Hardcore. So it'll be a handicap table match. You two v. me....

But wait, it's not just a handicap table match either. No no no! We can give those tables a little something extra. Yeah. Why don't we put some barbed-wire and some C-4 explosives on the top of the tables. And then if you two kids can get your sh*t together you'll have a chance to put Big Bad Jack through a table. But if I get my hands on either one of you and put you through one of those explosive tables - the win is mine. And trust me, it will be.

So take the Hardcore Challenge, and bring all you got. Because believe me, you two WILL be left...

BURNT, BRUISED, BATTERED, AND BROKEN!!!!

::The last thing the cameraman sees is Jack throwing a chair directly at the lens before everything goes to static.::

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