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Date Posted: 09:34:55 03/21/00 Tue
Author: Barbed-Wire Jack
Subject: Livin' La Vida Burrito. And Austin - read you lame S.O.B.

::"Shedding Skin" busts out eardrums as Barbed-Wire Jack makes his way to the ring. He sits on the top turnbuckle and holds up a mic.::

Jack: Loca - tell me how it feels to take a powerbomb from a man my size. Tell me how it feels to have all the air rush out of you at once. Well imagine what it's going to be like when I put you and your brother down for good this Thursday.

Because this isn't a joke. This isn't an 'angle'. This is Jack putting your sorry asses through tables. And after not winning that World Title last night, it'll be perfect to let my frustrations out on you two. After being knocked out of the Battle Royal I'm a little pissed and Austin had better believe that I have his number.

Austin you'd better believe that come Hell or high water I'm going to get you. In the ring or out it really doesn't make a damn bit of difference because I swear I will take the World Title and leave you completely broken.

As happy as these fans are that you've recovered from your neck surgery - I wonder how they'd feel if you went right back. I know you don't take piledrivers because of that bad neck. Ever since that piece of crap Owen Hart dropped you on your head you can't take 'em.

That's exactly why I'd like to drop you again right on your head. But not just any piledriver. How about I sit you on the top rope. Then I'll set up a table with C-4 and barbed-wire on it. I 'll just stand on the top ropes and piledrive your lame Texan ass through that exploding table.

BZZT, CAREER OVER!!!!

You'll be lucky if you live through it Austin. So since I'm the first and the best-qualified - you'd better damn well grant me a title shot. Because if you don't I'll make sure you never walk again.

And back to the Twin Bendejos. You two have a lot of nerve and I'm going take it out on your asses Thursday! Like I said - you think that powerbomb hurt?? Just wait to see what I do to you in my own kind of match. Ha hahahaha! You two will be left...

BURNT, BRUISED, BATTERED, AND BROKEN!!!!!!

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.yo barbie doll -- forge and loca, 16:46:57 03/21/00 Tue
Re: Livin' La Vida Burrito. And Austin - read you lame S.O.B. -- HARKORE, 16:57:13 03/21/00 Tue