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Date Posted: 19:41:35 03/21/00 Tue
Author: You know who this is..
Subject: Oh I'll do more than talk about your family, punta.

::Jack is standing in the arena where Thursday Night Slaughter will be held. The ring and HOWF set are already build and Jack's standing in the center of the ring. Barbed-wire is wrapped all around his body. The cameraman walks down the aisle and into the ring.::

Jack: You know, I can speak Spanish and steal famous wrestlers' catchphrases too. Yeah. In fact in Pro-Wrestling College I excelled in writing rip-off interviews. Here, listen to this...

Mi gato es en la casa ...IF YA SMELL IT!!!

Taco Bell is muy bien...IT'S THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!!

Barbed-Wire Jack es la bamba...AND AFTER THURSDAY LOCA WILL NEVER...EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER WALK AGAIIIIIN!

Not too hard to do you dumb b*tch.

Now on to my plans for Thursday. You see - Thursday is the day the Twin Midget Mexicans take their first flight. Ha ha ha. Thursday is going to be a special day for Midget Mexicans everywhere. Because I've decided that the C-4 tables aren't just going to be in the ring. They're going to be on the outside. And as much pain as that powerbomb put you in Loca - it's nothing compared to being powerbombed over the top rope through a C-4 table.

It's a sick bump from a sick man to a stupid non-English speaking, no green card having HO!

Forge, I'd talk about you too but you're obviously too much of a pussy to say much and you need to hide behind your inbred rat sister. But know that you're getting equal punishment. I've decided that I'm ending your CAREERS Thursday - and you will be left laying...

BURNT, BRUISED, BATTERED, AND BROKEN!!!

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Listen you bastard!!!!! -- LOCA, 13:27:45 03/22/00 Wed