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Date Posted: 19:24:12 03/16/00 Thu
Author: "Barbed-Wire" Jack
Subject: Why you're lookin' at the <b>NEXT</b> World Champion!

::The cameraman is in the basement of HOWF offices. It is down here where "Barbed-Wire" Jack trains. It's a dark gym with cobwebs all over and a ring in the center. The ring doesn't have normal ropes. As you might have guessed, they're made of rusty barbed-wire. Jack himself is a huge man who's very presence strikes fear in anyone he comes across. He stands at nearly 7' tall and has scars all over his body. The evidence is right there. Jack is a hardcore icon. He sits in a chair in the middle of the ring.::

Jack: Hardcore Outlaw Wrestling Federation. Sounded like fun to me. When the Prez called me up, he needed someone ruthless. The Prez wanted someone who could come in here and kick some f*cking ass!! So who better than the Insane Bump Machine himself, "Barbed-Wire" Jack!!!!

It looks as if luck has also put me right into a Battle Royal on Monday for the World Heavyweight Title. I like the sound of that. Don't worry people, I'll go easy on you. You other pansies won't get the 3rd degree. All these explosives, chairs, barbed-wire, gasoline, and tables that are my trademark will stay at home.

But I will be bringing something that I never leave at home. My intent on ending careers. Some of you will never set foot into HOWF after Monday. I guarantee it. Because I will put the fear of God in each and every one of you. When I dump you on your head and you feel your legs for the last time, you'll know why I am The HARDCORE ICON. You will know I am THE LORD OF HARDCORE WRESTLING!! If anyone wants to dispute that then bring it on b*tches. Because I'll leave you all -

BURNT, BRUISED, BATTERED, AND BROKEN!!!

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