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Date Posted: 21:27:36 03/23/00 Thu
Author: Barbed-Wire Jack
Subject: You women are hilarious - especially if you think you're an actual threat

::The usual Pantera and heavy fireworks let the audience know that the biggest, baddest, most feared man in the H.O.W.F. is on his way. Standing at over 6' 9'' Barbed-Wire Jack pales over someone like say, Mickey or Loca. He's wrapped in barbed-wire and is bleeding already as he makes his way down the ramp and one can see that he's not looking to happy. Jack steps up onto the apron and over the top rope and has a mic.::

Jack: You know who really pisses me off??

::The crowd chants "ASSHOLE" at Jack and as the camera pans around it looks like about 5,000 people all holding up there middle fingers at him.::

Jack: Oh you thought I was talking about you INBRED PIECES OF CRAP I'M LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW?!?!

::A half-filled beer flies over the top rope and nails the bleeding Jack in the head. He goes off into a streak of swear words at the man in the audience. Jack wants the man to come into the ring but security won't let him.::

Jack: C'mon - get in the ring!! GET IN THE RING!!! Are you scared??

See now you've got me all off the subject. I was going to tell you who really pisses me off... And it's got me so made I've literally been BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL OVER IT!!

::The camera zooms in on the blood all over Jack's face and he gets a horrible and frightening smile.::

And it's that freak on TV. That broad who is punchin' guys in the balls all the time - hangs out with the Canadian. What's-her-name..Chyna! Right. See this bimbo has inspired every trashy non-talented woman in the world to try to come into my business!! They come in the wrestling business and all expected to be equal competitors. They want equal pushes, and NEXT THING YOU KNOW ONE OF THEM GETS THE WORLD TITLE!!

That'd be sick. That'd be a disgrace to the business and I have to let you women like Mickey and Loco know something. You're not a threat in the ring. In the ring I am the threat. I'm who you need to watch out there. I am 6'9'', 350 lbs. and I hurt men twice your size. Let me correct that - I cripple men twice your size. I've been in matches that would turn your stomach. To see these deathmatches that I've been in would make you sick, and send you packing back home - too scared to leave.

I'm not about to let your head get that big. Let me make it clear that one of you will get the bad side of me mad at you. And believe me, YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE GOOD SIDE!!

So back off!! Go home and leave while you can or else I will put you ladies in a world of hurt. Don't say you haven't been warned because you have. I WILL LEAVE YOU-

BURNT, BRUISED, BATTERED, AND BROKEN!!!!

::"Shedding Skin" and comes back on and the guy in the crowd from earlier jumps the rails. He comes in the ring - the worst decision he's ever made. He charges Jack who clotheslines him so hard his jawbone is completely shattered and the man backflips. Jack picks him up off the ground and sets him up for a powerbomb. He swings him up in the air and runs for the ropes launching him over the ropes - and through the announcer's table. The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!::

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