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Date Posted: 13:41:46 12/15/05 Thu
Author: Marv (the insenitive)
Subject: More Humor...

>>WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS?
>>"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not
>>started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,
>>2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally
>>murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our
>>nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?
>>
>>Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning
>>or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
>>
>>And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an
>>overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I
>>don't care at all.
>>
>>I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for
>>incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
>>
>>I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start
>>caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in
>>Saudi Arabia.
>>
>>I'll care when Abu Musab al-Zarqawi tells the world he is sorry for
>>hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling
>>slashed throat. I'll care when the cowardly so-called insurgents" in Iraq
>>come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by
>>hiding in mosques.
>>
>>I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of
>>nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide
>>bombs.
>>
>>I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First
>>Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of
>>the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights. In the meantime, when I
>>hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain
>>information, know this: I don't care.
>>
>>When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been
>>humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing incident, rest assured that
>>I don't care.
>>
>>When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to
>>move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank that I
>>don't care.
>>
>>When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and
>>fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that
>>his holy book is being "mishandled," you can absolutely believe in your
>>heart of hearts that I don't care.
>>
>>And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled "Koran" and
>>other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and ----you guessed it, I
>>could not have said this any better myself!

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