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Date Posted: 09:13:24 11/20/01 Tue
Author: The Bad Man Corporation (Icey Blood+GBH)
Subject: WE ARE HARDCORE!

The lights go out, and a dim music begins to play. Icey Blood and GBH walk into the ring, wearing 'BAD MAN' logo t-shirts. Both are carrying chairs.

ICB: We are the Bad Man Corporation, wrecking havoc all the ‘jabroni-kings’ of the XCW!

GBH: Hey Icey, Icey…swing that chair at me!

The crowd laugh but are puzzled by GBH’s request. ICB smacks GBH around the head with the chair, but GBH stands unfazed.

GBH: You see, Van Dam? I AM HARDCORE! I AM FúCKING HARDCORE!

ICB: Easy on the swearing there, GBH!

Both men laugh.

ICB: But you see, GBH is right…we are hardcore! The BMC is taking over the federation, whether you like it or not. The Rock, Galaxy, Rob Van Dam, and all the tag teams are just minor obstacles standing in our way…

GBH: …and we will RUN YOU DOWN!!

Both men laugh and exit to fierce boos.

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