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Subject: Back to business!


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OOC: Avian and GSH
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Date Posted: 18:17:03 04/15/02 Mon

Avian: *tosses her head crazily to Aerosmith's Just Push Play* Ho! WE ARE ROLLIN'! finally got that stupid enter button working!

GSH: *pushes Avian off her corner of the chair* Stoppit! I can't type with your hair flying in my face!

Avian: *continues dancing anyway, purposly swinging her ponytail in GSH's face* *grins smugly*

GSH: *grabs Avian's ponytail, forcing her swearing sister to take a seat* Hey, do that again and I'll cut it off.

Avian: @$&@$!^&%&@$!!$!^o^!!!!!!!

-yes folks, this is live, therefore being censored too!-

GSH: -k-. so, over the course of last week, we received some new members! You know who you are, so come over hear and introduce yourselves, glad to have you!

Avian: *grumbles, rubbing her head*

GSH: What did you say?

Avian: I said if you or anyone else you know have reason to believe that you or they are suffering from extreme mental problems(symptoms of this would be drooling, eyes constantly rolling back into head, nothing they say makes any sense to normal plp, they like christina aguilara(sp. is wrong, whatever) and N'sync(that doesn't make sense to me either...)....

GSH: what is this getting to? you are wasting mine and everyone else's time.

Avian: this is a public survice announcment! let me finish, It might save somebody's life! N-E-ways, back to symptoms:

they have multipul personalities and believe they are superman/woman's incarnate and therefore believe they have a right to be bossy and snobby and think that running into telephone booths to change clothes is perfectly normal and 'cool'.) than you are probably a psycho and need immediate therapy.... *realizes something* hey GSH, I've figured out what is wrong with you! You can finnaly be diagnosed! YAY! now I'll have a med-addict for a sister! fun.

GSH: LOL, you are very funny, I almost forgot that homicide was illegal in the US. darn.

GSH: Anyways, welcome back everyone! and welcome new members! Have fun, follow the rules...*glares at Avian*, and don't pay any attention to retard here.

Avian the retard: whatever. oh yeah, you all need to submit Nameday enteries for spring. GSH's is really REALLY stupid, if no one else sends some in, Fort Rathdau will get stuck with GSH's. Gawd, that would be the end of everything. please, support the insanity of Fort Rathdau! I say con GSH CORRUPTION! send in those enteries!

GSH: *shoves Avian of the table* Gawd! shut-up all ready! your big mouth takes up half the board! and you talk about corruption... *snorts*

Together(Well, not quite. off tune of course!): Thank you! this has been a Rathdau public service announcment for your criticism and entainment! We demand all FR civilian's keep any negatice thoughts to them selves, unless they wish to suffer a very painfull and mentally damaging death! (j/k)

*Nelly furtado's "turn off the lights" fade of into the backround*

--this post is actually just an example of the horrible punishment we can ensure to any FR civilian that does not submit nameday entries. this punishment has officially been called "Death by mindless talking"

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All right already, I;m thinking up some hold your horses and cool your jets. They should be in shortly. Now will you guys shut up? ; ) (NT)Logan21:33:49 04/16/02 Tue
*hits Avian on the head* Welcome back missy. I sent you an email. Reply to it or else! ... I didnt hit you that hard now get up and talk to me! Sheesh! (NT)Areon da Hoods14:36:13 04/22/02 Mon
Came to town in an old fright train, jumped of in the pouring rain.... *sighs dreamily* I wanna marry a cowboy singer... *woops! back to reality!* *hits Areon back!* I think I replied. looky Areon! I'm atalk'n te ya! weeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweeweewee....woo. *giggles* waddya have to say to that?Avian da Areon bustah18:49:53 04/22/02 Mon


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