Re: Austalia does have squirrels -- for the love of squirrels

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Date Posted: 19:09:17 11/10/01 Sat
Author: Beverly
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Re: Austalia does have squirrels
In reply to: RobRoy 's message, "Austalia does have squirrels" on 18:41:16 11/10/01 Sat

>Se in austalia they dont go home much. Sometimes they
>leave the house to have a"walk about" and don't come
>home for days. So what do you do whith all your stuff
>you need if your never home? Well you carry it around
>in your pockets.
>Australia is where they invented cargo pants you know.
>Well anyway back to the point. Well see down under the
>animals also don't go home much they just kinda roam
>around and play. So what happens to the babies if they
>dont have a home? Duh, they carry them around in there
>pockets lol. So you see there are squirrels in
>australia, but they don't call them squirrels, cuz
>squirrels aren't cool enough for pocket. Yes down
>under they call they Sugar Gliders. Trust me I know I
>have 9 of the little buggers.
>
>
>
>>Well, surely by now, it is obvious that the world
>>needs more squirrels, of every species, as there are
>>FAR TOO MANY NUTS running loose. We need squirrels -
>>all kinds of squirrels! - to collect and store them in
>>a safe place! Fortunately, with the exception of
>>Antarctica and Australia, squirrels are found on the
>>remaining 5 continents! I don't know how Australia
>>manages with out squirrels - but I can fully
>>understand why no self-respecting squirrel would be
>>found in Antarctica, can't you!

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Or was an monkey's uncle. Or was that a uncle's monkey? I never remember! Seriously, I thought, back in '98, after losing Molly, that I might consider a sugar glider. Then a friend called, to say a pet shop in her neighbourhood had flying squirrels for sale. I thought she was mistaking the sugar gliders for flying squirrels, but she insisted she was right. I did not think the flying squirrel was a legal sale item here in New York. We have some pretty weird laws, in case those of you in sane states are unaware of the depths of depravity we New Yorkers suffer through every day (LOL). Anyway, are you familiar with ScarySquirrelWorld? (Most nuts are...) They have some really intersting pages, and if you use their search engine, you can pull up bits about the squirrel infiltration into previously skwerlfree zones! give it a visit, and by all means, drop down, on the homepage, and find the link to "Hot Treetop Action", and visit with "squirrel nutkin" It'll leave you ROTFLYHO! And, if you visit Poet's Pitstop, my poetic effort is "Squirrels Flattened on the Pavement". At Cletus' Art Gallery, found under the Cletus Amazin Art Machine, "Skwerlhugger Molly Kule" & "Skwerlhugger DOA" are my pathetic paintings! It's GCF, when you can't sleep. Which, BTW, is what I'm about to do! C U 2morrow!
P.S. Australians must be much smarter than I thought! There are plenty of days when I wish I could carry all I really need in a pocket or two - and of course, have room in a shirt for a squirrel or five, whatever! And then, just leave home for a while! What a life, huh?!?

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