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Date Posted: 02:13:46 12/05/01 Wed
Author: Hardcore Pimp
Subject: Enter: The Playas Club

(Pimp is in a shirt making store in the mall)

HC Pimp: I said black shirts with red letters, not red shirts with black letters!!

Salesman: Sorry Mr. Pimp, sir.

HC Pimp: Geez, just give me those, we'll use them for now until you make us new ones.

Salesman: Yes sir!

(Pimp grabs the shirts out of his hands)

HC Pimp: Why are there four shirts here??

Salesman: Well, I kinda made one for myself so you could autograph it. Please?

(Pimp frowns at him, then sighs)

HC Pimp: I guess this one time won't hurt.

Salesman: Sweet!! Shibby!! Swanky!!!

HC Pimp: Swanky??

Salesman: Oh, it's a new word, all the cool kids are saying it.

HC Pimp: Sure, whatever floats your boat. I shouldn't be doing this since you messed up my order!

(Pimp finishes and throws the shirt at the guy)

Salemans: Thanks Mr. Pimp, sir.

HC Pimp: Just call me HCP. Hey, that still doesn't explain the fourth one....

(Just then Jono and Cheif Justice walk in)

Jono: Hey hey hey, it's your favorite cousin!!

CJ: Hey hey hey, it's your favorite partner!!

HC Pimp: Sup guys.

Jono: Cool, my shirt is done.

HC Pimp: You had him make you a shirt?!?

Jono: Yea, why not, I'm kinda in the PC with you guys right??

(HCP and CJ both look at each other)

HCP & CJ: rrriiigghhttt.

Salesman: Hey dude, I put what you wanted it to say on the back of the shirt!

(Jono turns it around and in big black letters it reads: TPC's Top Playa, JONO!!)

Jono: Sweet!! Shibby!! Swanky!!

HC Pimp: Oh, not you too.

CJ: Swanky???

HC Pimp: Don't even ask.

(the screen fades out)

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