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Date Posted: 00:21:35 11/15/01 Thu
Author: Chief Justice *U.S Champ*
Subject: The Interview

Mr Pay!-Per!-View!


<> Chief Justice is seen in front of the camera flexing his biceps <>

Justice: "Oh baby, baby, baby.. would u look at that giant muscle tissue!"

<> The camera suddenly shakes and soon Shane and Justice are in the same camera <>

Shane: "Can we do an interview now?"

Justice: "Sure, sure... hangon a second"

<> Justice pulls the camera back down to his legs, he then flexes his leg muscles <>

Justice: "You see that? God all mighty! no wonder i'm a suicide sex machine!! Damn!!"

<> The camera shakes again and Shane gets puts back into the picture <>

Justice: "Ok, mellow chello, ask away.."

Shane: "Well, Evil Intentions is only days away! u have a match against Major D, he wants u to put your US Title on the line.. what is our responce?"

Justice: "Hmmm.. interesting question, i like the philosophical edge u put into it, very astonishing... the answer to that high impact portioned question would have to be Does the Major realy want to get this US Title off Mr CJK?"

Shane: "Daaah, what?"

Justice: "Ya see Mean Gene, I'm an American, Major D's an american and the Dallas Cowboys are from Texas, but ya see that dosnt matter.. the fact of the matter is that i'm going to be going home tonight..."

Shane: "Ah yeh?"

Jutice: "In my Ford GT.... "

Shane: "Weres this goi.."

Justice: "and i'll pull up into my garage and then i'll go inside... do u know what will happen then!!?"

<> Shane looks annoyed <>

Shane: "No, what?"

Justice: "I will shine my US Belt.. do u know what that means?"

Shane: "U like to keep things clean?"

Justice: "No!!... Damn it!! It means that Major will get his US Title shot!! It means Brown Recluse will get beaten! it means the Dallas Cowboys will never win! it means i'm sick of these questions! and My upper shoulder blade needs to lift some weights, i gotta go"

<> Justice gets up and leaves. The camera focuses on Shane <>

Shane: "What the hell?.. i asked the guy one question... did anyone understand what he was saying?... i'm confused"

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