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Date Posted: 16:49:04 11/21/01 Wed
Author: Major D
Subject: breakfast

[We see Hero sitting in the EOW café sipping on a long black, reading what looks like the financial section of the paper… The Major then enters and sees him… he walks over and grabs a seat at the table]

[Hero] “I’ve been waiting for you to turn up… where the hell have you been?”

[MD] “I was called back to D-Company for a while… pretty routine… HEY missy come over here”

[A rather annoyed looking waitress walks over to the table]

[MD] “I’ll have a double cheese and ham omelet, ohhh and a long black like Hero here”

[Waitress] “Sorry, that’s breakfast menu, it’s lunch now”

[MD] “I don’t want lunch… I want breakfast… now walk your ass back into the kitchen and get the chef to make me an omelet”

[Waitress] “are…you…deaf… I said breakfast is finished… lunch menu now!”

[The waitress throws a lunch menu at the Major and wanders off]

[MD] “Some people, what’s happened to service these days”

[Hero] “So it looks like fate has thrown us together again”

[The Major looks puzzled]

[Hero] “You know… our upcoming tag team match against Duo and Spike”

[MD] “Oh yeah… I forgot already… Doesn’t matter, they can’t beat us… remember, cage matches are my specialty”

[Hero] “That’s what you say about every match”

[Now Harmony enters the café]

[HG] “Hi boys… just coming to say good luck for your match against Duo and Spike”

[Hero smiles, but the Major looks shocked]

[MD] “you’ve never wished me good luck before… why now”

[Harmony smiles wickedly]

[HG] “Ohhhh no reason”

[Harmony turns and leaves the café]

[MD] “Okay… now I’m worried”

[Now Hero looks concerned as the Major quickly get up and runs off after Harmony]

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