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Date Posted: 05:33:36 11/25/01 Sun
Author: TDX
Subject: Decorate!

(lets take it to the D'Xtreme music hits and TDX walk their way out to the ring)

Beki:Well well Pheo,we seem to be facing each other again..that gives me another chance to embarass you!and octagan hhmmmm means 8...that times 1000 is the pain you are going to endure compared to last time,you dont seem to realise that i am the Dominant female and EOW is the dominat federation!tell em DVD...

DVD:wwwwwwhaaaaaat aaaaa bitch!

(TDX and the audience laugh at the Legion of doom rip off)

DVD:Well we decided being good cleansing folk to visit Pheos house and give it a little bit of a clean and decorating

Ethan:look towards the titron if you will
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(the titron shows TDX standing in Pheos House,they all have ponsy wigs on (ala Lawrence-lowalen style) and they have paint rollers in their hands)

DVD:hello and welcome to 'lets change pheolicks brothel bedroom!'

Beki:first i think well paint the walls

Ethan:now i know Pheo likes black,so ive found this lovely stuff look at its texture

DVD:that would be tar!

Beki:now to apply it you simply toss it like this!

(Beki throws the tar all over Pheos wall it drips onto the photos and onto her desk with lots of valuble stuff on)

Ethan:its just beautiful!look at the tossing effect its just magestic!

DVD:now we have the walls done we should now look at the materials (indictes to the bed)

Beki;Ethan get the chainsaw!

Ethan: (appears with mask and chainsaw)

Beki:now what we are going to do here is a mass murder effect

DVD:take it away!

(ethan starts chainsawing the bedspread and pillows..feather goes everywhere and DVD and BEKI are junmping around)

DVD:its just great all fluffy!just one more thing!

(DVD throws some sticky red sauce over the bed)

beki: how marvelous!

(DVD turns the bed over so the its tipped on its side)

Ethan:and finally the new age..sleep on the floor its all the rage!

Beki: (sprays paint on all photos of pheo and Duo and spike)
we dont want those scaring you Pheo!

DVD: and now the finishing touch (sticks up a TDX poster)

Beki:wow they are cool

DVD:and the chicks hot!

Etahn:they are my heros!

DVD;wheres Pheo she needs to see this!beki pretend!

(DVD puts his hands over bekis eyes)

Ethan:okay you can look Pheo!

Beki: oh its lovely is great!Duo and Spyke can bum on the floor!

(TDX laugh and walk out ..titron fades)
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Beki:oh we just love making people happy!

DVD:do you now beki! *winks*

Ethan:anyway..thank you and goodnight

TDX:SUCK IT!

(The music plays and TDX walk out hugging and slapping high fives with fans)

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