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Date Posted: 20:25:03 12/01/01 Sat
Author: "The One" Hero
Subject: 'Tis Not

(Hero is shown at the Home Depot with a shopping cart full of stuff)

Hero: Let's see, I have lead pipes, thumbtacks, flourescent light bulbs, two by fours, a roll of barbwires, a roll of chains, and a sledge hammer. What else do I need?

(Hero sees some legs for beds and grabs one of them. He holds it by the skinniest part and takes a couple of swings)

Hero: Hey, not bad. This is better than baseball bats! But I should get those anyway.

(Hero takes a set of bed legs and dumps them in the cart and strolls on and stops by the tables)

Hero: Should I get some tables? Nah. Tables are overrated in wrestling these days.

(Hero goes to the cashier and paid for the stuff and takes them to his Civic Type R and dumped them in. Hero looks at the camera)

Hero: DVD, I'm adding some extra weapons and some these I had used when I fought in against other gang members in the Triad Society! I fought in fights and wrestling matches far tougher than this Brawl and come ST, you shall not only give me respect but also suffering the damn consequences!

(Hero gets in his car and takes off. Camera fades to black)

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