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Date Posted: 08:43:48 11/16/01 Fri
Author: Ed Chavez
Subject: Parasites...

The camera shows Ed Chavez in a bar, filled with people. He is standing on the stage, holding a microphone. All around him people are laughing at his jokes.

Ed: "What happened when Softcore Egglug took Viagra?"

He looks around.

Ed: "He got a little taller!"

The crowd of people laughs.

Ed: "Some woman says to Mrs Vapour 'after you've had sex does your @$$hole twitch?' Mrs Vapour says 'No he just rolls over and goes back to sleep!'"

More laughter.

Ed: "Snow White went to the dwarfs' cabin. Finding no-one there, she went to the nearby mine and was horrified to find it had collapsed. She put her ear to the ground and heard 'Egglug for the World Title, Egglug for the World Title!'... 'Thank God!' cried Snow White 'at least Dopey's still alive' Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen, good night!"

The people in the bar clap as Ed finishes his little stand up routine and walks out.

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