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Date Posted: 18:43:01 12/03/01 Mon
Author: Chief Justice
Subject: What Clubs That?

<>'Livin It Up' by Limp Bizkit plays and the fans all raise in cheers as CJ walks out with his newly won IC Title belt, he makes his way into the ring in his metallic blue attire and a mic <>

Justice: "Did anyone watch them 49ers!!!?"

<> The fans cheer loudly <>

Justice: "When i seen Garcia throw that hu.."

<> Justice stops and begins to think <>

Justice: "Now, i didnt come out here to talk about San Fran... what did i come out here for?"

<> CJ walks around the ring shineing his IC belt <>

Justice: "... Hmmm... oh yeh, i came out here to talk about teenage pregnancy!!"

<> The crowd laugh and then chants of 'HCP HCP' explode over the arena <>

Justice: "U hit it right on the head that time!! The Lord of the Ladies.. Hardcore Pimp!!"

<> The crowd all cheer as one <>

Justice: "Give it up! cos he's comeing out! Mister Hardcore 'i got so many ladies, theres no time to get tired' Pimp!!"

<> Livin it up by Ja Rule plays and as HCP walks out with his ladies the crowd go wild, he gets into the ring and CJ still has the mic <>

Justice: "This aint no Crapalution! this aint no Team Do-Do-Extreme! This right here is the players club!! tell em Pimp"

<> CJ thros the mic to Pimp <>

HCP: "Thats right! me and Mr Pay-Per-View over here have joined forces and already we've seen some... how do we say it?.."

<> CJ grabs the mic off Pimp and laughs <>

Justice: "Assholes!!"

<> Pimp gets the mic back <>

HCP: "Thats right! Death Pool! a group of depressed, anti-social misfits!!"

<> HCP throws the mic to CJ <>

Justice: "A group of wrestling retarted rejects!! Death Pool? u better get your asses into gear because the club is comeing!!!... Fans all over the world? If u want the ho's with no bullet holes, u've come to the right club... THE PLAYERS CLUB!!"

<> CJ drops the mic and shines his IC belt, they both get out of the ring and walk off with the laides <>

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