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Date Posted: 12:44:25 01/02/03 Thu
Author: Jordan
Subject: Re: Quotes...
In reply to: The Crusher- OOC 's message, "Re: Quotes..." on 03:09:50 01/02/03 Thu

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it

We had gay robbers last night; they broke in and rearranged the furniture

3 o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do

Chastity... the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.

sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It's funny because I think it's better inside.

great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called "making love". Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said "sex is good". All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people so ugly you wouldn't want to touch them in the first place?

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning

Remember the Alamo!

Only the dead have seen the end of war

-----And my personal favourites-----

Welcome to Cyphallica!

Austin 3:16 says I'm gonna whoop your ass!

You do not ever...EVER...wanna Unlock----The----CYPHER!

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Re: Quotes... -- Corm D., 15:23:48 01/02/03 Thu