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Date Posted: 09:29:22 10/18/03 Sat
Author: Boxlen
Subject: Im in need of a good shit

I just want to have a nice shit.
I feel sometimes when I have a shit that is as big as a head.... I feel im choking.
But good choking, like your dying but you know your going to heaven. its like your whole brain is thinking about doing this shit, so your brain releases endorphins, but also a lsd substitue which then never stops and you then think "IM FUCKING GOD... THIS SMALL MOMENT IS THE PURPOSE OF THE UNIVERSE... ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE!".
you then need more "satisfaction" so you start going to pet shops, buying rabbits, then just put them in a bag and smack there bodys of the street in front of a cripped old man from a war that you dont care about.
Then because you think its a dream you stick your finger up the old man and he starts crying.... you can bear his upset face, its like a scream in your soul so you punch him untill hes dead... and then you feel even worse.
and it was destiny. all star dust. all meant to be.

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