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Date Posted: 18:41:47 04/14/00 Fri
Author: Shag Man
Author Host/IP: spider-wb061.proxy.aol.com / 205.188.192.176
Subject: Shag Man is here... (this one is better)

The arena gets dark everyone is wondering what is going on. all of a sudden music comes on it is wild sex by oingo boingo. everyone looks at each other wondering who this wrestler is and then he comes out it is SHAG MAN and daisy wild his manger. everyone in the arena goes off cheering. They are going nuts for daisy they don't care about SHAG MAN. As they make there way to the ring. when he gets the the middle of the ring he calls for a mic, gets on and says.

SHAG MAN: Here i am ladies come and get me, before I come and get you, Ha ha ha. Now that being me to my first point why I came out here tonight. I am wondering why this fed is not opening. The SHAG MAN is ready to fight RIGHT NOW!!! I want to climb into the ring and beat some skulls in! If I had the chance right now, I'd call someone out from the back and beat them down right here, right now! The SHAG MAN is ready to get it on... if you know what I mean. I don't know why this fed isn't opening. We have five competitors in this fed right now, and I'll fight any of them. I don't care if it's on Jakked or whatever the other event is! I don't care if it's Jake Blade, Dennis Extreme, The Rock, or Hardkore!!! I don't care what type of match it is or whatever. I want a match! I want it extreme, too. I don't want a pussy... hehehe... match. With no extra things thrown into it. I want a EXTREME match!

The crowd cheers really loud. THE SHAG MAN takes the mic and speaks some more.

THE SHAG MAN: Now, if this fed doesn't open in a little while, I'm gonna come back there and pick a fight with whoever I see first! THE SHAG MAN HAS SPOKEN!!!!

And then wild sex by oingo boingo comes and everyone cheers and SHAG MAN and daisy leave the ring and walk back stage.

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